Let’s set the scene.
After loosing 1319 pigeons before the final the not so big day comes and the final is finally on. Not from France (the start of shooting season is blamed) but from Guernsey instead.
As a participant in the final you’ve put any disappointment aside of how many of your pigeons the master bator has lost and are eager to see your remaining pigeons come home..
Over 6 hours in, you’re still waiting, then suddenly a pigeon arrives! After a few minutes of a mixture of excitement and panic it’s soon realised that the pigeon isn’t actually in the final race and has returned from a previous race. By this point in the day you’re desperate for a laugh, everyone around you knows the pigeon isn’t in the final (it hasn’t registered on the system and not appeared on the screen) and you make a joke to your friends around you that it’s your pigeon.. (something to break the bleak mood that has formed around you for a few hours now.)
Then, out of no where the master bator that is Gary Tomlinson is shouting and pointing at you, calling you a knob….And not only is this happening in front of your friends, it’s happening in front of your wife and two kids who are only 3 years old and 7 years old...
This is exactly what happened today… Don’t believe it? See for yourself.
Initially, I didn’t know who this person was, but i’ve been reliably told it is Ash Burdett, a local flyer in Derbyshire. Ash is a top pigeon flyer and all round decent bloke. Winning far more high level races than baldy twat face could ever dream of winning (a bit of jealously maybe?)
Ash promptly left villa twato with his wife and kids. Many people know Ash and his birds, he started with 12 pigeons in the Who Dares We Win Race this year, 2 went to the final.
As it turns out, he didn’t miss anything, as no birds arrived on the day. After 11 hours since liberation, not a feather 🙁
I feel sorry for Ash and his family, but I feel even more sorry for the pigeons that were sent to the final. After just 9 training tosses before the first hotspot race, and 5 of those training tosses being just 2 miles, being rushed through the hotspot races (650 were lost after the hotspot 2 race alone £97,500 worth of pigeons) it’s just plain sad for the pigeons and as equally sad for the participants.
I really hope pigeons start to arrive tomorrow, I guess we will see.
I haven’t done anything or made a post on this site for over 19 months, quite frankly I like it that I don’t have to listen to the twats bullshit, I just see updates on the latest bullshit in easy to read form from Randle Padrik Mcmurphy facebook feed and that occasionally gives me some entertainment. But after hearing about this latest episode from the scumbag, bullying bullshitter I felt I had to once again show people what the master is really like.
This site gets hundreds of people viewing it every month, and there is not a single pigeon show that I go to were someone doesn’t come up to me and share their own bad experiences with Gary “The Master” Tomlinson or congratulate me for standing up to the bullying twat. And for me, exposing the man for what he really is, having this site online for over 4 years to show people has been worth all the hassle and bullshit.
It is good to be just doing my own thing with pigeons now and normally not having to think about the twat..
After his most disasterous race this year, will this year finally be the end of Who Dares We Win and the Tomlinson families reign? Surely, even his most die hard fans will dispair at this years effort and results? We will see.
In the meantime, I wish all the final race participants the best of luck in getting some of their pigeons back. Sadly, those pigeons will need all the luck they can get.
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